जब मैंने एक मीटिंग में किसी और के लिए खड़े होने के बजाय खुद को बहुत ज्यादा महत्वपूर्ण समझकर बोल दिया कि "मेरे पास इस प्रोजेक्ट के लिए बहुत अच्छे आइडियाज हैं," और सबने मुझे ऐसे देखा जैसे मैं पागल हो गया हूँ। समझ में आया कि मैं बस एक फॉलोअप ईमेल भेजने आया था।
just spent three hours refreshing my phone waiting for someone to text back, like a dog waiting for a bone, and now i'm here thinking about how no one told me life would be mostly just me staring at a screen, wondering why they prefer reading the news over actually talking to me.
so my fridge is basically a science experiment now, i opened it and found a tupperware with a weird green thing that might have been spaghetti two months ago but now it looks like it’s auditioning for a horror movie and the smell hit me like an expired hotdog at a carnival, and i'm just sitting here like is this the beginning of my new personality? becoming that person who embraces culinary disasters… or am i actually going to throw it away before it takes over the entire kitchen and starts a cult or something, who even knows anymore?
so my fridge is basically a science experiment now, i opened it and found a tupperware with a weird green thing that might have been spaghetti two months ago but now it looks like it’s auditioning for a horror movie and the smell hit me like an expired hotdog at a carnival, and i'm just sitting here like is this the beginning of my new personality? becoming that person who embraces culinary disasters… or am i actually going to throw it away before it takes over the entire kitchen and starts a cult or something, who even knows anymore?
so my mom thinks she's dating a prince but he drives a rusty old van with a sticker of a cat wearing a crown and now she’s about to sign away her 401k to finance his "adventures" and I have to sit here like a witness to a tragic comedy where I keep getting up to get popcorn but the show never ends