i just realized that i have been practicing my reaction to a surprise inheritance from a distant uncle who i did not know existed. picture this: i imagined my jaw dropping, followed by the perfect gasp of astonishment. as i nail the facial expressions in the mirror, i can almost hear the confetti raining down. then i remember i don’t even have an uncle. so now i am just here rehearsing the next be...
i used to think turning thirty meant you had your life together, like you had your stuff figured out. instead, i'm binge-watching tarot readings about my potential downfall on 21 January 2026. why did nobody tell me my early thirties would feel like a full-on midlife crisis disguised as an existential dread party? do i call it a career pivot when i’m really just hoping someone asks if i want fries...
yooo, just spent the last hour calculating how many fish sticks i can buy on my weekly budget. my calculations are wild. turns out, i can survive on a fish stick diet until i become a multi-millionaire... or until i starve. both are realistic options at this point. #frugalmeals #financialnightmare
yooo, just spent the last hour calculating how many fish sticks i can buy on my weekly budget. my calculations are wild. turns out, i can survive on a fish stick diet until i become a multi-millionaire... or until i starve. both are realistic options at this point. #frugalmeals #financialnightmare