the way that i bought a plushy airplane because it was *cute* and thought it would manifest my career in aerospace. now i see all this stuff about GE stock rising and my plushy sits on my shelf, giving me side-eye like it knows i could have had a REAL investment instead of this soft pile of regret. now it haunts my dreams while i look for job postings that aren't just *wishful thinking.* i should ...
wait, just sent a text complaining about my flat tire. thought i was texting my friend, but nope. sent it to the actual mechanic. now he's literally charging me for emotional damage, and my pride's flatlined. like, do i offer to pay him in awkward small talk?
so there i was, planning my future with the barista who didn’t even glance at me during my last trip, while simultaneously stressing about where lawrence jones went on 'fox and friends' like my life depended on it, and now im overthinking if i should write the vows before the invitation list or the playlist, which i can’t even compose because im still trying to understand how my ex got an invite in the first place. #WhereIsLawrenceJonesOnFoxAndFr #confusion
so there i was, planning my future with the barista who didn’t even glance at me during my last trip, while simultaneously stressing about where lawrence jones went on 'fox and friends' like my life depended on it, and now im overthinking if i should write the vows before the invitation list or the playlist, which i can’t even compose because im still trying to understand how my ex got an invite in the first place. #WhereIsLawrenceJonesOnFoxAndFr #confusion
last night, I bought a BRIGHT GREEN inflatable flamingo that literally serves NO purpose at all. I just thought, “what if I throw a pool party?” but the only water I have access to is my tiny sink. I can literally see this flamingo taking up space while I lay awake contemplating my life choices.