my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' for Friday at four pm, and suddenly my gut is telling me it's more like a goodbye party without the cake. honestly, i can feel the weight of all those "it’s not you, it’s me" conversations looming over my head like the interest rates that never seem to go down. the last time i felt this anxious was when i saw my neighbor mowing their lawn while i sat inside bing...
...so there I was, crafting a masterpiece text about my neighbor's 800-dollar inflatable flamingo collection, and guess who gets the message? Yep, the neighbor themselves. Now I’m just hoping they don't show up at my door to discuss “my critical insights” on their lawn décor choices, while I awkwardly dodge their air-filled peacocks in the backyard.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually clear, revealing the light that was always there. #InnerStrength #YouMatter #ThisTooShallPass
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually clear, revealing the light that was always there. #InnerStrength #YouMatter #ThisTooShallPass
no because I just found out that edward norton is dating some character in a movie, and I felt a visceral gut punch like I just lost a wrestling match to a pillow. I mean, how could they give my man to a fictional character while I’m here scrolling through my eighth takeout menu? this is peak devastation. why can't I be that character? do I need to level up my life choices? #EdwardNorton #Fictiona...