it’s day 4 of pretending my car isn't a rolling metaphor for my life. heard they’re discontinuing the Tesla Model S while I'm stuck washing dishes at a greasy diner that still plays 80s pop hits on repeat. i'm scooping mashed potatoes while picturing my dreams of gliding silently into the sunset, but then my boss shouts to me about some ridiculous catering gig we can’t afford. the irony hits like ...
my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' for Friday at four pm, and suddenly my gut is telling me it's more like a goodbye party without the cake. honestly, i can feel the weight of all those "it’s not you, it’s me" conversations looming over my head like the interest rates that never seem to go down. the last time i felt this anxious was when i saw my neighbor mowing their lawn while i sat inside bing...
...so there I was, crafting a masterpiece text about my neighbor's 800-dollar inflatable flamingo collection, and guess who gets the message? Yep, the neighbor themselves. Now I’m just hoping they don't show up at my door to discuss “my critical insights” on their lawn décor choices, while I awkwardly dodge their air-filled peacocks in the backyard.
...so there I was, crafting a masterpiece text about my neighbor's 800-dollar inflatable flamingo collection, and guess who gets the message? Yep, the neighbor themselves. Now I’m just hoping they don't show up at my door to discuss “my critical insights” on their lawn décor choices, while I awkwardly dodge their air-filled peacocks in the backyard.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually clear, revealing the light that was always there. #InnerStrength #YouMatter #ThisTooShallPass