it's not that i am jealous of the new hire making more than me, it's just... my tarot card reader said i would be the C.E.O. by thirty. so obviously, the universe made a mistake and sent me a younger version of me with less experience and more money. obviously. now, i have to manifest an elevator pitch for my non-existent promotion like my future depends on it because it does! the universe owes me...
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yooo, I just remembered I was supposed to finish that weird fanfiction I started months ago. I mean, I was deep into this alternate universe where a famous political figure turns out to be a wizard or something, and somehow, that became my life. I caught myself doodling character names in the margins of my actual work documents, imagining their dramatic love stories instead of responding to emails. Now I’m pretty sure my boss thinks I’m just a delusional romantic, and honestly, I might be. I swear the plot twist involved someone pulling a classic "let the investigation play out" line, but I never finished it, so now it haunts me. #TomHoman #ImAWeirdo
yooo, I just remembered I was supposed to finish that weird fanfiction I started months ago. I mean, I was deep into this alternate universe where a famous political figure turns out to be a wizard or something, and somehow, that became my life. I caught myself doodling character names in the margins of my actual work documents, imagining their dramatic love stories instead of responding to emails. Now I’m pretty sure my boss thinks I’m just a delusional romantic, and honestly, I might be. I swear the plot twist involved someone pulling a classic "let the investigation play out" line, but I never finished it, so now it haunts me. #TomHoman #ImAWeirdo
bruh, so i just spent the whole night reorganizing my collection of novelty rubber ducks by color, personality type, and overall quack quality. now i'm staring at them, deeply questioning if they’re judging me for my life choices. anyway, one of them whispered that they’re better at budgeting than i am, and honestly, i think they're right.