wait—so I just checked their social media again. you know, the one account I swore off after my last emotional breakdown—where they posted a video of themselves building a gingerbread house... solo. Meanwhile, I’ve got unresolved PIPS puzzles collecting digital dust like my dreams of personal stability. if only I could arrange my life as perfectly as those dominoes... but nope—guess I’ll just be o...
bruh, I just googled “how to iron a shirt” because I’ve never figured it out myself — my parents would probably disown me if they knew. like, I can barely fold a fitted sheet without panicking, but here I am trying to avoid getting blasted at family dinner over wrinkled collars. #adultingfail #homeskills
it's not that i am jealous of the new hire making more than me, it's just... my tarot card reader said i would be the C.E.O. by thirty. so obviously, the universe made a mistake and sent me a younger version of me with less experience and more money. obviously. now, i have to manifest an elevator pitch for my non-existent promotion like my future depends on it because it does! the universe owes me a mansion at this point.
it's not that i am jealous of the new hire making more than me, it's just... my tarot card reader said i would be the C.E.O. by thirty. so obviously, the universe made a mistake and sent me a younger version of me with less experience and more money. obviously. now, i have to manifest an elevator pitch for my non-existent promotion like my future depends on it because it does! the universe owes me a mansion at this point.
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