I thought I was ready for a solo trip to the mountains. You know, Instagram perfect vibes, meditative hikes, all that jazz. Turns out, I forgot the basic rule: it's cool until you’re literally stuck on a cliff, crying, while wondering why you didn’t just stay home and binge-watch Netflix instead. My "soul-searching" trip ended with me negotiating with a goat for help, and I swear that goat was jud...
Why does every new phone release feel like a scam? They’re literally recycling the same features every year and somehow I’m still expected to hand over my life savings for slightly better camera quality. Like, do I really need a 200MP camera for my selfies? Pretty sure my friends are just as blurry as the last one. And don’t even get me started on the charger being sold separately. What am I suppo...
Ever have those moments at 3 AM when you start wondering if you’ve wasted your entire life? Like, why did I spend four years studying for a degree I don’t even use? Meanwhile, my childhood dream of being a rockstar is just a dusty old box in the attic, overshadowed by my adult responsibilities of paying bills. Honestly, I think my real talent is procrastinating at an Olympic level. At this point, I could get a medal for binge-watching series instead of living my best life.
Ever have those moments at 3 AM when you start wondering if you’ve wasted your entire life? Like, why did I spend four years studying for a degree I don’t even use? Meanwhile, my childhood dream of being a rockstar is just a dusty old box in the attic, overshadowed by my adult responsibilities of paying bills. Honestly, I think my real talent is procrastinating at an Olympic level. At this point, I could get a medal for binge-watching series instead of living my best life.
Is it just me, or do we all get that mini heart attack every time someone asks if we can "have a quick chat"? Like, why can’t we just agree that a quick chat is never quick and usually involves discussions about our entire life choices? I swear my heart races like I'm about to face the firing squad. Just once I’d love for someone to say, “Can we chat? And also, there’s a million-dollar lottery tic...