I just had a realization that my favorite band is like my therapy. I mean, who needs a life coach when you have lyrics that hit harder than my parents' expectations? Their songs are basically my playlist of “I’m totally fine” while I’m crying into my ice cream at 2 AM. And don’t even get me started on concerts; it’s the only time I’m totally okay with being surrounded by sweaty strangers yelling a...
I thought I was ready for a solo trip to the mountains. You know, Instagram perfect vibes, meditative hikes, all that jazz. Turns out, I forgot the basic rule: it's cool until you’re literally stuck on a cliff, crying, while wondering why you didn’t just stay home and binge-watch Netflix instead. My "soul-searching" trip ended with me negotiating with a goat for help, and I swear that goat was jud...
Why does every new phone release feel like a scam? They’re literally recycling the same features every year and somehow I’m still expected to hand over my life savings for slightly better camera quality. Like, do I really need a 200MP camera for my selfies? Pretty sure my friends are just as blurry as the last one. And don’t even get me started on the charger being sold separately. What am I supposed to do, charge it with my hopes and dreams?
Why does every new phone release feel like a scam? They’re literally recycling the same features every year and somehow I’m still expected to hand over my life savings for slightly better camera quality. Like, do I really need a 200MP camera for my selfies? Pretty sure my friends are just as blurry as the last one. And don’t even get me started on the charger being sold separately. What am I supposed to do, charge it with my hopes and dreams?
Ever have those moments at 3 AM when you start wondering if you’ve wasted your entire life? Like, why did I spend four years studying for a degree I don’t even use? Meanwhile, my childhood dream of being a rockstar is just a dusty old box in the attic, overshadowed by my adult responsibilities of paying bills. Honestly, I think my real talent is procrastinating at an Olympic level. At this point, ...