just realized my boss said “we’re like family here” right before telling us no raises this year. honestly, it felt like my uncle showed up to the family reunion just to borrow money and bail. now I'm literally staring at my phone checking my horoscope for the day because surely, it must include tips on how to survive this chaotic mess. seriously, i’m about to adopt a goat to bring some positivity ...
just found out that the kid I used to play kickball with on the cul-de-sac now works at the fancy sandwich shop in town. every time I walk in, he acts like I am a stranger from a different dimension. but let me tell you, I could recite every single detail of our adventures running from the ice cream truck. I keep contemplating whether I should start a grassroots campaign for people to recognize ou...
not gonna lie, i have invested years of my life into my indoor plant collection. watered, repotted, talked to them like they’re my best friends, and still - i had to witness my favorite fern shrivel up like it was auditioning for a role in a horror film. and then, i realized they’ve never said a word back - not even a single leaf in appreciation. guess my social life has taken an even darker turn than i thought. #plantparentproblems #whatswrongwithme
not gonna lie, i have invested years of my life into my indoor plant collection. watered, repotted, talked to them like they’re my best friends, and still - i had to witness my favorite fern shrivel up like it was auditioning for a role in a horror film. and then, i realized they’ve never said a word back - not even a single leaf in appreciation. guess my social life has taken an even darker turn than i thought. #plantparentproblems #whatswrongwithme
yooo, just overheard my neighbor bragging about how they cured their plant of root rot, meanwhile I’ve been over here talking to my unresponsive cactus for three weeks like it’s a therapist. now I am questioning everything about my life choices. #PlantParentingStruggles #ExistentialPlantCrisis