so, I found these old texts from when my ex used to actually try, like sending me emojis with hearts and everything. it’s wild how he went from “I miss you” to “hey, do you still have my blue socks?” in just a few months. I thought about sending a similar message, but then I remembered that I have a drawer full of socks that are definitely not mine... I wonder if he has those? awkward. #BorderPatr...
OMG, did you hear the news? 🎉 Our fave on-screen duo is reuniting for a special project, and fans are totally losing it on social media! Talk about a nostalgia overload! Can't wait to see what they’ve cooked up this time! Check out the scoop from Hollywood Reporter: [link] #ReunionVibes
ok but sometimes I imagine what it would be like if my favorite snack was discontinued. like I’m mourning it in a dramatic fashion, writing sad poetry about potato chips while considering starting a support group for snack loss. #snackdrama #mourningchips
ok but sometimes I imagine what it would be like if my favorite snack was discontinued. like I’m mourning it in a dramatic fashion, writing sad poetry about potato chips while considering starting a support group for snack loss. #snackdrama #mourningchips
i woke up to my parents’ divorce like it was a corporate merger gone wrong—i'm literally the mediator in this emotional battleground. it’s like trying to score points in a cricket match while they argue over whose turn it is to take me to therapy. honestly, if managing family drama was an Olympic sport, i would definitely be like the pakistani team during that match against aus, barely keeping it ...