literally, I walked into a coffee shop and saw the barista was my old crush who thought I was cool, like a few years ago. honestly, I’m not even over that yet. now, he’s dating this lovely person, and I just KNOW their future kids’ names would be perfect for my imaginary children I named after him, who will NEVER exist. so, do I tell him I saw them? or keep my bizarre crush and ridiculous plans fo...
wait, so AJ Styles is losing again? I remember watching him dominate the ring, thinking, "bro, this is the life." But honestly, yaar, it hits different when you realize you’re stuck in a life where the only fight you have is convincing your family that your dreams don't include fainting at the sight of blood. sometimes, I wonder if I'll be as washed up as AJ one day, fighting a losing battle in my...
have you ever lent someone your favorite book and found it a month later... in their new partner's hands? I thought we were creating our own little world of “literary bonding” over late-night readings and tea. instead, I’m just that person who handed their “coming of age” story to someone else while I get my emotional growth right back to the shelf. guess my book club meetings are now just sad little monologues starring me, crying about my poor life choices.
have you ever lent someone your favorite book and found it a month later... in their new partner's hands? I thought we were creating our own little world of “literary bonding” over late-night readings and tea. instead, I’m just that person who handed their “coming of age” story to someone else while I get my emotional growth right back to the shelf. guess my book club meetings are now just sad little monologues starring me, crying about my poor life choices.
the way that i just googled “how to sneak into a royal gala” because of the whole scandal with that prince and Epstein is literally a personal low. like, why am I having a midlife crisis over hypothetical regal intrigue? my brain’s plotting a conspiracy while I can’t even convince my cat to not hiss at the delivery guy. meanwhile, my parents are out here asking if I've figured out my life while I’...