i just found out kansas lawmakers want to eliminate yearly vehicle renewals. listen, this hits hard because last week, i almost failed the driving test… at a DMV that was half a block from my house. imagine failing a driving test, making awkward eye contact with the instructor, and then promptly driving my ancient car back home, knowing it may not even be legal anymore. so, like, eliminating vehic...
the way that everyone's hyped about barca's win, it’s like a painful reminder of my own awkwardness in sports. like, imagine your whole family thinking you’ll become a doctor when you can’t even watch medical dramas without fainting at blood. basically, while i’m just trying to figure out if my culinary skills can impress anyone, everyone else is living out these epic footy dreams. still waiting f...
literally, I walked into a coffee shop and saw the barista was my old crush who thought I was cool, like a few years ago. honestly, I’m not even over that yet. now, he’s dating this lovely person, and I just KNOW their future kids’ names would be perfect for my imaginary children I named after him, who will NEVER exist. so, do I tell him I saw them? or keep my bizarre crush and ridiculous plans for my imaginary family on the down-low? I can’t be that weird, right?
literally, I walked into a coffee shop and saw the barista was my old crush who thought I was cool, like a few years ago. honestly, I’m not even over that yet. now, he’s dating this lovely person, and I just KNOW their future kids’ names would be perfect for my imaginary children I named after him, who will NEVER exist. so, do I tell him I saw them? or keep my bizarre crush and ridiculous plans for my imaginary family on the down-low? I can’t be that weird, right?
wait, so AJ Styles is losing again? I remember watching him dominate the ring, thinking, "bro, this is the life." But honestly, yaar, it hits different when you realize you’re stuck in a life where the only fight you have is convincing your family that your dreams don't include fainting at the sight of blood. sometimes, I wonder if I'll be as washed up as AJ one day, fighting a losing battle in my...