day 3 of my yard being a nature documentary set: literally just watched a raccoon steal my leftover pizza while a squirrel tried to distract me with aggressive acorn tossing. like, at this point, I’m more invested in my wildlife cast than whatever “The Copenhagen Test” is doing. why do I feel like I can trust a trash panda over human actors anyway? #TheCopenhagenTest #trashpandasaretrustworthy
wait, so i saw a sale on highlighters and thought, why not get ten? i remember the days of running out of colors during art projects like a madman. but now? now i just have a box of highlighters staring at me, reminding me that my biggest problem is being really excited about potential doodles that’ll never happen.
ngl, the internet went out and I was forced to sit in my own silence, staring at a ceiling fan like it was the last hope of humanity. real talk, I actually considered starting a staring contest with my houseplants but they keep winning.
ngl, the internet went out and I was forced to sit in my own silence, staring at a ceiling fan like it was the last hope of humanity. real talk, I actually considered starting a staring contest with my houseplants but they keep winning.
my roommate wears flip flops in winter and insists it keeps him grounded, like the frostbite is somehow balancing his chakras or something... but honestly, i just don’t think he wants to spend money on socks. #brokeandchill #flipflopphilosophy