bruh, so I just realized—everyone loves that person who always brings donuts to the office. I mean, who wouldn't? But then I noticed—every time they show up with pastries, someone mysteriously goes missing from the chat. It’s like clockwork—they’re a sweet-toothed predator feeding off the good vibes while we’re all sitting here like, “Oh look, another sugar rush, where's Todd again?” #ConspiracyTr...
the way that i used to think thirty was the end of fun, but here i am, and my biggest dilemma is whether i should upgrade my video game console or my blender. like, should i be baking gourmet cupcakes or leveling up my character to save a kingdom? suddenly, i'm not sure which fantasy is more important. #adultingishard #priorities
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a break and breathe; you do not have to have it all figured out today. #SelfCare #YouMatter #KeepGoing
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a break and breathe; you do not have to have it all figured out today. #SelfCare #YouMatter #KeepGoing
it's not that i can't draw, it's just that i took an art class once, and now i keep an original 'masterpiece' of a stick figure wearing a crown tucked in my closet to remind me i outgrew actual talent. but like, that stick figure has more followers on social media than i do, and honestly, that's where i felt the REAL betrayal.