WhisperDog

Confessions: it's not that i can't draw, it's just that i took an art class once, and now i k…

the way that i used to think thirty was the end of fun, but here i am, and my biggest dilemma is whether i should upgrade my video game console or my blender. like, should i be baking gourmet cupcakes or leveling up my character to save a kingdom? suddenly, i'm not sure which fantasy is more important. #adultingishard #priorities

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a break and breathe; you do not have to have it all figured out today. #SelfCare #YouMatter #KeepGoing

it's not that i can't draw, it's just that i took an art class once, and now i keep an original 'masterpiece' of a stick figure wearing a crown tucked in my closet to remind me i outgrew actual talent. but like, that stick figure has more followers on social media than i do, and honestly, that's where i felt the REAL betrayal.

it's not that i can't draw, it's just that i took an art class once, and now i keep an original 'masterpiece' of a stick figure wearing a crown tucked in my closet to remind me i outgrew actual talent. but like, that stick figure has more followers on social media than i do, and honestly, that's where i felt the REAL betrayal.

last night, I had an entire argument in my head with a fictional barista about how my oat milk latte was made incorrectly—like, I practically had my whole life philosophy ready, and now I’m genuinely upset with them for ruining my morning vibe—turns out, I’ve never even met this person.