it’s not that i care about the head coach nfl situation. it’s just that i spent the whole weekend watching my dog stare at a squirrel and thought, maybe i need a new life coach instead. because here i am, meticulously crafting responses in my head for someone who only texts me 'ok.' i am convinced that if i don’t figure this out soon, my emotional rollercoaster might be the next big coaching scand...
not gonna lie, just realized my side hustle is literally paying for everything except the things i actually want. started putting together my funeral outfit because at this rate, i will definitely need a back-up plan when i spiral into a MONEY VOID. chicago public schools are shutting down tomorrow and i was thinking about how i could probably teach myself everything with those spare zero dollars—...
bruh, I literally sold all my plants and moved to a new city for someone who left me three months later, and now I’m here staring at a wall and talking to a single plastic fork that has become my emotional support utensil. how do you even explain that to people? #plantparentproblems #justmyluck
bruh, I literally sold all my plants and moved to a new city for someone who left me three months later, and now I’m here staring at a wall and talking to a single plastic fork that has become my emotional support utensil. how do you even explain that to people? #plantparentproblems #justmyluck
wait. found out my ex is dating my friend and everyone knew but me. you know, like the way al-ittihad knew they'd crush al-qadisiyah in their last game? meanwhile, here i am, scrolling social media like a bumbling fool, looking for validation in life’s absurdity. also, caught myself rehearsing my “i’m totally fine” face for when we all hang out. what do you say when they inevitably ask how i’m doi...