it’s not that I’m in a financial crisis. it’s just that I literally budgeted my last six dollars for a six-month subscription to a streaming service I forgot I had. so now my family is asking why my social media is full of memes about ramen. honestly, I don’t even eat ramen; I just respect its versatility as a form of currency.
day 23 of realizing my 'best friend' only texts when they need something. like, they never message me except when they want advice on breaking up with someone or to ask for my last piece of gum. now i see them posting about the Steelers and the new head coach, all casually online, while i’m stuck thinking about the 10 messages from last week that began with 'hey, you up?'—why can’t they just ask h...
it’s not that i care about the head coach nfl situation. it’s just that i spent the whole weekend watching my dog stare at a squirrel and thought, maybe i need a new life coach instead. because here i am, meticulously crafting responses in my head for someone who only texts me 'ok.' i am convinced that if i don’t figure this out soon, my emotional rollercoaster might be the next big coaching scandal. #HeadCoachNfl #LifeDecisions
it’s not that i care about the head coach nfl situation. it’s just that i spent the whole weekend watching my dog stare at a squirrel and thought, maybe i need a new life coach instead. because here i am, meticulously crafting responses in my head for someone who only texts me 'ok.' i am convinced that if i don’t figure this out soon, my emotional rollercoaster might be the next big coaching scandal. #HeadCoachNfl #LifeDecisions
not gonna lie, just realized my side hustle is literally paying for everything except the things i actually want. started putting together my funeral outfit because at this rate, i will definitely need a back-up plan when i spiral into a MONEY VOID. chicago public schools are shutting down tomorrow and i was thinking about how i could probably teach myself everything with those spare zero dollars—...