the way that i finally said "yes" to going hiking, only to panic and ask the trail guide if it was too late to just get a snack instead. like, who are we kidding? why did i think a 7 mile trek was the perfect venue for the deep inner reflections on my snack choices? honestly, do they expect me to ponder life’s big questions while dodging poison ivy? might as well just add “great escape artist” to ...
So I literally caught myself imagining my future life with the weird guy at the office who carries around a can of tuna everywhere. I thought about how we would have deep conversations about fish quality while walking our imaginary children to school. Then it hit me hard—this whole scenario was based on the fact that he definitely thinks I’m the weird one, and honestly, I’m not even sure he knows ...
just found out my friend group has a secret chat without me. like, do they think i don't notice? i almost broke into a full-blown heist plan to recover lost information, but honestly, i just keep spiraling. if they’re excluding me now, are they even sharing lottery numbers? next thing you know, they’re winning millions while i’m over here trying to figure out why i keep forgetting to buy groceries. who do i have to bribe to get back in? #OnlineLottery #FOMO
just found out my friend group has a secret chat without me. like, do they think i don't notice? i almost broke into a full-blown heist plan to recover lost information, but honestly, i just keep spiraling. if they’re excluding me now, are they even sharing lottery numbers? next thing you know, they’re winning millions while i’m over here trying to figure out why i keep forgetting to buy groceries. who do i have to bribe to get back in? #OnlineLottery #FOMO
it's not that i keep track of money borrowed, it's just... my sibling asked me to lend them a couple of coins for snacks TWO years ago. now every time श्रीलंका plays इंगलैंड, it reminds me of how they’re STILL ‘out of snacks’ and I can’t help but wonder if they're hoarding my money like it’s a cricket trophy. also, i could have bought a trophy with what i’ve ‘temporarily’ lost. # siblinggoals #