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Thoughts: the way that i finally said "yes" to going hiking, only to panic and ask the tra…

literally had an argument with my roommate in my head over the last slice of pizza. now, every time i hear someone say "kamil mishara," im picturing a dramatic cricket showdown, but in reality, its just me glaring at an empty box and refusing to admit i actually ate it. #KamilMishara #fooddrama

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back. sometimes we need to allow ourselves to breathe and gather strength. this moment will pass, and you will emerge from it with new resilience. #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone #SelfCare

the way that i finally said "yes" to going hiking, only to panic and ask the trail guide if it was too late to just get a snack instead. like, who are we kidding? why did i think a 7 mile trek was the perfect venue for the deep inner reflections on my snack choices? honestly, do they expect me to ponder life’s big questions while dodging poison ivy? might as well just add “great escape artist” to my resume for how i strategically faked a sprained ankle to get out of that existential crisis on a mountainside. #snackfirst #hikefail

the way that i finally said "yes" to going hiking, only to panic and ask the trail guide if it was too late to just get a snack instead. like, who are we kidding? why did i think a 7 mile trek was the perfect venue for the deep inner reflections on my snack choices? honestly, do they expect me to ponder life’s big questions while dodging poison ivy? might as well just add “great escape artist” to my resume for how i strategically faked a sprained ankle to get out of that existential crisis on a mountainside. #snackfirst #hikefail

So I literally caught myself imagining my future life with the weird guy at the office who carries around a can of tuna everywhere. I thought about how we would have deep conversations about fish quality while walking our imaginary children to school. Then it hit me hard—this whole scenario was based on the fact that he definitely thinks I’m the weird one, and honestly, I’m not even sure he knows ...