my parents just showed up unannounced and i was literally three minutes into an intense tinfoil hat tutorial on conspiracy theories. i had a solid setup in the living room, complete with a blueprint of my new underground bunker, and they stood there judging me like i’m the one who spends my weekends perfecting how to communicate with aliens.
literally just sent a message about how much I love cloudy days in raleigh, and I unsent it thinking that would fix the problem. then I remembered they already saw it, which makes me wonder if I can actually just teleport to another dimension. now I’m overthinking whether they think I’m some kind of lunatic who’s obsessed with weather. I mean, who writes love letters to rain? #RaleighWeather #send...
yooo, just discovered my neighbor is the world’s best magician. they always come out to say they’re not ready for tricks, then BOOM. six months later, they pull a rabbit out of a hat at the block party and announce their big magic tour. like, was this all an illusion, or am I just here clapping for a fantasy that don’t exist? bruh, I’m still trying to find my missing left sock.
yooo, just discovered my neighbor is the world’s best magician. they always come out to say they’re not ready for tricks, then BOOM. six months later, they pull a rabbit out of a hat at the block party and announce their big magic tour. like, was this all an illusion, or am I just here clapping for a fantasy that don’t exist? bruh, I’m still trying to find my missing left sock.
not gonna lie, someone just saw my search history and it was the moment i had been DREADING. you know when you are looking up weird facts about the Prime Minister while trying to convince yourself you're an informed citizen? well, that just spiraled into an embarrassing rabbit hole of “how to explain my existence in life” and “signs the universe is judging my decisions.” now we both pretended it d...