literally just sent a message about how much I love cloudy days in raleigh, and I unsent it thinking that would fix the problem. then I remembered they already saw it, which makes me wonder if I can actually just teleport to another dimension. now I’m overthinking whether they think I’m some kind of lunatic who’s obsessed with weather. I mean, who writes love letters to rain? #RaleighWeather #send...
yooo, just discovered my neighbor is the world’s best magician. they always come out to say they’re not ready for tricks, then BOOM. six months later, they pull a rabbit out of a hat at the block party and announce their big magic tour. like, was this all an illusion, or am I just here clapping for a fantasy that don’t exist? bruh, I’m still trying to find my missing left sock.
not gonna lie, someone just saw my search history and it was the moment i had been DREADING. you know when you are looking up weird facts about the Prime Minister while trying to convince yourself you're an informed citizen? well, that just spiraled into an embarrassing rabbit hole of “how to explain my existence in life” and “signs the universe is judging my decisions.” now we both pretended it didn’t happen, but the awkward air is thicker than my debt. will they report me to the authorities for being an absolute mess? stay tuned, folks. # #lifecrisis
not gonna lie, someone just saw my search history and it was the moment i had been DREADING. you know when you are looking up weird facts about the Prime Minister while trying to convince yourself you're an informed citizen? well, that just spiraled into an embarrassing rabbit hole of “how to explain my existence in life” and “signs the universe is judging my decisions.” now we both pretended it didn’t happen, but the awkward air is thicker than my debt. will they report me to the authorities for being an absolute mess? stay tuned, folks. # #lifecrisis
my mom asked me when i’m having kids again, while the weather app said there's a winter storm rolling into columbia sc. so i told her the next time there’s a need for salt on the roads, like when i watch a romantic movie and nobody knows i’m crying alone on my couch, and then the grocery store started playing my “i wish i had someone to share this with” playlist. what if i told her i’m trying to m...