WhisperDog

Stories: yooo, just found out my family's group chat has evolved into a political debate …

so, the ICC U19 Cricket World Cup is all over the news. i used to have a huge crush on a guy who was obsessed with cricket. waited for months to finally tell him how i felt, but every time i tried, he just talked about his fantasy team and not my feelings. he finally told me he was going to the world cup. never spoke to him again. a year later, my crush is gone, and all i have left are his cricket...

i just got into a full-on parasocial beef with a fan account that claimed they had insider knowledge about the reliance industries Q3 results. they were all like "oh, they will crush estimates" and i lost it, wondering if they thought i had time to fight over STOCK TRUTHS on the internet when my lunch break was a cry-fest about my actual career falling apart. who are these people? but here i am, r...

yooo, just found out my family's group chat has evolved into a political debate club that makes the news feel like a game show. honestly, how is there more emotional labor discussing why we can't use pineapple on pizza than anything going on in the world? like, why is uncle steve comparing sauce preferences to life choices?

yooo, just found out my family's group chat has evolved into a political debate club that makes the news feel like a game show. honestly, how is there more emotional labor discussing why we can't use pineapple on pizza than anything going on in the world? like, why is uncle steve comparing sauce preferences to life choices?

so i just discovered that my dream job got reposted on a job site. it was definitely MEANT to be. i can already picture myself planning the vision board, you know, with glitter, confidence quotes, and an inspiring picture of a llama wearing glasses because obviously that is the perfect motivation. clearly, they want to see my resume in their inbox again, obviously!