i just got into a full-on parasocial beef with a fan account that claimed they had insider knowledge about the reliance industries Q3 results. they were all like "oh, they will crush estimates" and i lost it, wondering if they thought i had time to fight over STOCK TRUTHS on the internet when my lunch break was a cry-fest about my actual career falling apart. who are these people? but here i am, r...
yooo, just found out my family's group chat has evolved into a political debate club that makes the news feel like a game show. honestly, how is there more emotional labor discussing why we can't use pineapple on pizza than anything going on in the world? like, why is uncle steve comparing sauce preferences to life choices?
so i just discovered that my dream job got reposted on a job site. it was definitely MEANT to be. i can already picture myself planning the vision board, you know, with glitter, confidence quotes, and an inspiring picture of a llama wearing glasses because obviously that is the perfect motivation. clearly, they want to see my resume in their inbox again, obviously!
so i just discovered that my dream job got reposted on a job site. it was definitely MEANT to be. i can already picture myself planning the vision board, you know, with glitter, confidence quotes, and an inspiring picture of a llama wearing glasses because obviously that is the perfect motivation. clearly, they want to see my resume in their inbox again, obviously!
just spent the last hour rehearsing how to confront my dentist about the questionable flavor of that new toothpaste sample they gave me. like, mint and lemon? why not just pour vinegar in my mouth too? i'm torn between taking a stand for all toothpaste users, or quietly accepting that my mouth is now a flavor lab… #dentalbetrayal #toothpasteconversations