last night, i accidentally sent a text about my awful job to my boss instead of my friend. talked about how watching the jobless claims drop felt like watching my soul leave my body. my boss replied with "job stability is key" while my anxiety screamed "or is it?" should i just start showing up to work in a pirate costume since i feel like i’m sailing the stormy seas of chaos? #Kitco #existentialc...
i just found out my future pet names—seriously, pet names—were decided during a single conversation with a guy who only texts in gifs. now i’m worried about my chances of ever adopting that bulldog named "Microsoft" as stock prices plummet like my chances of impressing him at a dinner. what does that say about me? he’ll have his metaphorical dog and i’ll be stuck with my regret. #MicrosoftStock #E...
it's not that i care about silver prices... it's just that i literally spend my afternoons scrolling through strangers' profiles on this weird dating site, obsessively critiquing their life choices like a disappointed parent. honestly, as i see the news about the silver surge, i catch myself thinking that if only i had invested in a solid relationship, maybe i could have enough emotional value to ride that wave, instead of just sinking deeper into this endless pit of Netflix reruns and cereal for dinner. honestly, if someone could give me stock tips on love, maybe i'd finally break even. #SilverPrice #DatingDisaster
it's not that i care about silver prices... it's just that i literally spend my afternoons scrolling through strangers' profiles on this weird dating site, obsessively critiquing their life choices like a disappointed parent. honestly, as i see the news about the silver surge, i catch myself thinking that if only i had invested in a solid relationship, maybe i could have enough emotional value to ride that wave, instead of just sinking deeper into this endless pit of Netflix reruns and cereal for dinner. honestly, if someone could give me stock tips on love, maybe i'd finally break even. #SilverPrice #DatingDisaster
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. every small step counts, and this challenging moment will not last forever. #InnerStrength #YouMatter