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Stories: last night, i accidentally sent a text about my awful job to my boss instead of …

it's not that I'm worried about the stock market today. it's just that my parents are getting divorced and I'm the one they keep asking for advice like I'm a financial advisor instead of a twenty-something making playlists for existential crises. the irony isn’t lost on me that my life is crumbling faster than Microsoft’s stock after earnings. honestly, I was already questioning if my existence ha...

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last night, i accidentally sent a text about my awful job to my boss instead of my friend. talked about how watching the jobless claims drop felt like watching my soul leave my body. my boss replied with "job stability is key" while my anxiety screamed "or is it?" should i just start showing up to work in a pirate costume since i feel like i’m sailing the stormy seas of chaos? #Kitco #existentialcrisis

last night, i accidentally sent a text about my awful job to my boss instead of my friend. talked about how watching the jobless claims drop felt like watching my soul leave my body. my boss replied with "job stability is key" while my anxiety screamed "or is it?" should i just start showing up to work in a pirate costume since i feel like i’m sailing the stormy seas of chaos? #Kitco #existentialcrisis

i just found out my future pet names—seriously, pet names—were decided during a single conversation with a guy who only texts in gifs. now i’m worried about my chances of ever adopting that bulldog named "Microsoft" as stock prices plummet like my chances of impressing him at a dinner. what does that say about me? he’ll have his metaphorical dog and i’ll be stuck with my regret. #MicrosoftStock #E...