literally just spent an hour writing a detailed letter to a fruit fly that got stuck in my house. i apologized for invading its personal space and promised not to use fly spray if it left quietly. now my fridge is just filled with ripe fruit and i have to explain to my friends why i have unresolved feelings for a bug. #overthinking #weirdhabits
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that even the darkest nights eventually lead to a new dawn. #KeepGoing #YouMatter
honestly, I just realized I have more subscriptions than actual friends. one minute I was living my best life, and the next I discover that I am financially supporting random platforms like I’m some kind of silent investor. now Plano ISD is dealing with budget deficits while I am crying over an absurdly curated streaming service that I forgot I even had. the betrayal is so real. #PlanoIsd #SubscriptionSorrow
honestly, I just realized I have more subscriptions than actual friends. one minute I was living my best life, and the next I discover that I am financially supporting random platforms like I’m some kind of silent investor. now Plano ISD is dealing with budget deficits while I am crying over an absurdly curated streaming service that I forgot I even had. the betrayal is so real. #PlanoIsd #SubscriptionSorrow
wait, so my family just found my social media and now I have to explain why I have a 15-slide presentation on why pineapples could solve world hunger, despite the fact that I don’t even like them. they think I’m taking some kind of stance on fruit diplomacy or something. like no, I just needed a quirky research project to avoid addressing my financial reality. hashtag priorities, right? #fruitlogi...