WhisperDog

Rants: literally just spent an hour writing a detailed letter to a fruit fly that got s…

it's not that i don't love buying myself nice things. it’s just that when the credit card bill showed up after treating myself to an overpriced something, i immediately recalled the anxiety of picking a team for Fatih Karagumruk vs Galatasaray. i thought i was betting on the fun. turns out i just funded my own financial meltdown... now i have no idea if i should be cheering for victory or quietly ...

i accidentally became the mediator for my parents' divorce – like, who thought i’d be discussing custody over the LAST BITE of cake at my birthday dinner? they don’t even like cake, and somehow i’m orchestrating emotional trades like a used car salesman at a silent auction – but hey, who gets the LEGOs?

literally just spent an hour writing a detailed letter to a fruit fly that got stuck in my house. i apologized for invading its personal space and promised not to use fly spray if it left quietly. now my fridge is just filled with ripe fruit and i have to explain to my friends why i have unresolved feelings for a bug. #overthinking #weirdhabits

literally just spent an hour writing a detailed letter to a fruit fly that got stuck in my house. i apologized for invading its personal space and promised not to use fly spray if it left quietly. now my fridge is just filled with ripe fruit and i have to explain to my friends why i have unresolved feelings for a bug. #overthinking #weirdhabits

if you are feeling lost right now, just know that even the darkest nights eventually lead to a new dawn. #KeepGoing #YouMatter