i don’t care what anyone says, grocery shopping is basically a high-stakes game show. i texted a whole speech about how my aunt's gluten-free, vegan lasagna is a culinary disaster waiting to happen. i felt like a food critic with a vendetta. but in a shocking twist, i didn’t send it. because my neighbor, who claims to be allergic to fun, was directly behind me in the aisle. now i'm not sure what’s...
ngl, i just found out my friends think i’m the “quirky one” who “brings the fun.” like, i’ve got one guy calling me a “living meme” and honestly, part of me wishes i could wipe out a room with one of those super drug combos that Mariano Barbacid just whipped up. maybe then they'd see me for the existential crisis i really am and not just the person who “jokingly” pretends to like kale. #MarianoBar...
if you feel like everything is too much right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this heavy moment will not last forever, and you have the strength within you to navigate through it. every day you show up is a testament to your resilience, even when it feels hard. #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter
if you feel like everything is too much right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this heavy moment will not last forever, and you have the strength within you to navigate through it. every day you show up is a testament to your resilience, even when it feels hard. #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter
i saw the results for that big police recruitment. meanwhile, my aunt is asking when i plan to stop “playing with my career.” it’s wild how she thinks working at a grocery store counts as a “path.” maybe if i start wearing a badge, she'll finally stop asking me when i’m getting married. #Tnusrb #FamilyDysfunction