i just told my friends i can’t go out because my grandmother is “sick,” but really i’m just deep in my couch contemplating what color to make my vision board for a life i’ll never pursue, and if wisconsin plays minnesota this weekend, will that magically solve my problems? no? ok cool. #WisconsinVsMinnesota #lifeisart
just realized my manager's 'quick chat' at 4 pm on Friday probably means I'm getting dumped from my job. feels like when I saw that crazy scene from House of the Dragon and I couldn’t believe the betrayal. literally reliving all my past messy relationships. can't wait to feel like a loser while pretending to care about the company's mission. what’s next, an awkward group email about it? #HouseOfTh...
just realized my camera roll looks like evidence for a very chaotic movie based on my life. there’s a blurry photo of a single french fry from a restaurant where i swear i heard the voice of srk guiding me on my menu choices. i couldn’t tell my therapist about the multiple selfies i took after each takeout meal, practicing my dramatic cries over my life choices. this is definitely gonna come up in court someday. #Srk #CrisisManagement
just realized my camera roll looks like evidence for a very chaotic movie based on my life. there’s a blurry photo of a single french fry from a restaurant where i swear i heard the voice of srk guiding me on my menu choices. i couldn’t tell my therapist about the multiple selfies i took after each takeout meal, practicing my dramatic cries over my life choices. this is definitely gonna come up in court someday. #Srk #CrisisManagement
just realized that after literally making eye contact with a stranger at the park, I now have a Pinterest board titled "Perfect Picnic Spots" and a whole future itinerary for our road trip across the country, all based on this fleeting glance. I can’t believe I’m over here budgeting for a life that doesn’t exist, complete with potential pet goats.