my parents are getting a divorce and now i'm stuck playing therapist, mediator, and emotional referee – meanwhile, i couldn't even get through an awkward dinner with a stranger last week without faking a phone call. then there's tony romo accidentally mentioning patrick mahomes on live television while i'm here just hoping my mom won't throw a chair at my dad during our "family meetings" – this is...
not gonna lie, i thought my life was a rom-com until yesterday. my situationship casually introduced me to someone as “a friend” while we stood in the same aisle at the weirdest little local store. like, is it normal for a guy to give his best friend's name to a strange jar of pickle-flavored jelly while avoiding eye contact with me? nobody talks about the awkwardness of mixing condiments with unr...
i just told my friends i can’t go out because my grandmother is “sick,” but really i’m just deep in my couch contemplating what color to make my vision board for a life i’ll never pursue, and if wisconsin plays minnesota this weekend, will that magically solve my problems? no? ok cool. #WisconsinVsMinnesota #lifeisart
i just told my friends i can’t go out because my grandmother is “sick,” but really i’m just deep in my couch contemplating what color to make my vision board for a life i’ll never pursue, and if wisconsin plays minnesota this weekend, will that magically solve my problems? no? ok cool. #WisconsinVsMinnesota #lifeisart
just realized my manager's 'quick chat' at 4 pm on Friday probably means I'm getting dumped from my job. feels like when I saw that crazy scene from House of the Dragon and I couldn’t believe the betrayal. literally reliving all my past messy relationships. can't wait to feel like a loser while pretending to care about the company's mission. what’s next, an awkward group email about it? #HouseOfTh...