so there I was, enjoying the mashed potatoes like it was my last meal. suddenly, my uncle stands up, grabs a fork, and says, "we need to talk about the six hour deep dive you did on ancient potato varieties." he just kind of stared at me, and all I could think was, do we really have to do this at the holiday dinner table?
just realized today that i’ve been keeping an expired jar of pickles in my fridge for almost a year, like it’s a long-distance friend i’m waiting to reconnect with. every time i open the fridge, i smile and say “hello” to it. guess what, i don’t even like pickles. it’s literally just a conversation piece that nobody asked for.
it’s 11:47 a.m. and i just realized my coworker forwarded my secret message about hating the office snacks to the whole team. how do you even do that without losing your job? now every time someone asks if i want a rice cake, i just smile through the anxiety, while my crush is looking at me like i just joined a cult. and the kicker? they sent it the same day they announced that stupid lockdown situation. let me just keep reliving this forever. #Neisd #officeawkwardness
it’s 11:47 a.m. and i just realized my coworker forwarded my secret message about hating the office snacks to the whole team. how do you even do that without losing your job? now every time someone asks if i want a rice cake, i just smile through the anxiety, while my crush is looking at me like i just joined a cult. and the kicker? they sent it the same day they announced that stupid lockdown situation. let me just keep reliving this forever. #Neisd #officeawkwardness
so there i was, sorting through my collection of obscure board games for my weekly “let’s never play this” night. i proudly declared to my friends that they simply MUST experience the epic saga of “super penguin heist”. they looked at me like i had 12 heads, but i convinced them it was a groundbreaking artistic masterpiece. when they walked into the living room, expecting gourmet snacks, i proudly...