Why do we still go through the hell of boarding a flight like it’s some sort of gladiatorial battle? You’ve got people standing up the moment the plane lands like it’s the last chopper out of Vietnam, blocking the aisle while trying to pull down their massive carry-ons like it’s a game of Tetris. And don’t even get me started on the "let's all crowd at the gate" dance before boarding. If I wanted ...
Why do we even bother with fitness trends? One week it’s all about HIIT, and the next, it’s yoga with goats. I tried that once, and not only did I embarrass myself struggling to hold a downward dog, but I also ended up covered in hay and regret. Meanwhile, my couch is still looking like the MVP of 2023, supporting me through every Netflix marathon. Honestly, I think my true calling is being a prof...
So, I recently decided to try my hand at cooking, thinking it would be a fun, therapeutic hobby. Fast forward to me attempting to make a "simple" pasta dish. I ended up with a kitchen that looked like a crime scene and pasta that was so overcooked it could have been used as a baseball. Honestly, I think my smoke alarm and I became best friends that night. It's safe to say I won’t be auditioning for MasterChef anytime soon, but at least I know how to order takeout like a pro now!
So, I recently decided to try my hand at cooking, thinking it would be a fun, therapeutic hobby. Fast forward to me attempting to make a "simple" pasta dish. I ended up with a kitchen that looked like a crime scene and pasta that was so overcooked it could have been used as a baseball. Honestly, I think my smoke alarm and I became best friends that night. It's safe to say I won’t be auditioning for MasterChef anytime soon, but at least I know how to order takeout like a pro now!
You ever notice that every time you walk into a coffee shop, there's that one person who somehow thinks their half-caf, no foam, almond milk latte is the height of sophistication? Meanwhile, I’m over here just trying to decide if I can order my 5th cup of basic black coffee without getting judged. Like, what is this? A Starbucks or a fashion runway? I just want caffeine, not a personality test. Ju...