Why do we even bother with fitness trends? One week it’s all about HIIT, and the next, it’s yoga with goats. I tried that once, and not only did I embarrass myself struggling to hold a downward dog, but I also ended up covered in hay and regret. Meanwhile, my couch is still looking like the MVP of 2023, supporting me through every Netflix marathon. Honestly, I think my true calling is being a prof...
So, I recently decided to try my hand at cooking, thinking it would be a fun, therapeutic hobby. Fast forward to me attempting to make a "simple" pasta dish. I ended up with a kitchen that looked like a crime scene and pasta that was so overcooked it could have been used as a baseball. Honestly, I think my smoke alarm and I became best friends that night. It's safe to say I won’t be auditioning fo...
You ever notice that every time you walk into a coffee shop, there's that one person who somehow thinks their half-caf, no foam, almond milk latte is the height of sophistication? Meanwhile, I’m over here just trying to decide if I can order my 5th cup of basic black coffee without getting judged. Like, what is this? A Starbucks or a fashion runway? I just want caffeine, not a personality test. Just admit it, we’re all here for the Wi-Fi and the “I’m working” aesthetic, right?
You ever notice that every time you walk into a coffee shop, there's that one person who somehow thinks their half-caf, no foam, almond milk latte is the height of sophistication? Meanwhile, I’m over here just trying to decide if I can order my 5th cup of basic black coffee without getting judged. Like, what is this? A Starbucks or a fashion runway? I just want caffeine, not a personality test. Just admit it, we’re all here for the Wi-Fi and the “I’m working” aesthetic, right?
I’ve officially reached the stage where I spend more time watching travel vlogs than actually traveling. It's like, “Sure, I could save up for a trip to Bali, or I could binge-watch some random dude’s 12-minute video on the best street food in Thailand while still wearing my pajamas.” Also, can we talk about how these vloggers seem to find the most picturesque locations effortlessly? Meanwhile, I ...