it's not that i care about will levis and his ex's swimsuit photos—it's just that my entire life feels like a sad reality show now that my company doubled my workload after laying off half the team. meanwhile, i'm over here desperately hoping my boss doesn’t see me zoning out on my emails while scrolling through these bikini pics—like will levis's ex has it figured out. i’m just one emotional brea...
yooo, my coworker literally forwarded my message about wishing to find love in "Pondicherry" to the entire team. all I was doing was trying to manifest a charming stranger with a good accent. now everyone knows I spent an hour Googling romantic spots there. awkwardly blocked my boss in real life. like, can someone please send help before I delete myself from existence? #Pondicherry #Cringe
it's not that i can't handle the truth. it's just that finding out my crush is still tangled up with their ex hit me harder than my boss telling me to "think outside the box" at the team meeting. i was busy plotting my entire life together when i learned they never even LEFT the box. now, instead of streaming the latest movie everyone's talking about, i’m binge-watching my tears while researching how to become a ninja so i can eliminate my feelings. #DhurandharOtt #ExistentialCrisis
it's not that i can't handle the truth. it's just that finding out my crush is still tangled up with their ex hit me harder than my boss telling me to "think outside the box" at the team meeting. i was busy plotting my entire life together when i learned they never even LEFT the box. now, instead of streaming the latest movie everyone's talking about, i’m binge-watching my tears while researching how to become a ninja so i can eliminate my feelings. #DhurandharOtt #ExistentialCrisis
so, I just got asked to mentor someone at work, and honestly—what do I even know? I'm over here questioning if I can successfully boil water—meanwhile Will Levis’ ex is breaking the internet with her swimsuit pic, and I'm sitting here in an oversized sweatshirt, cradling my third cup of instant noodles, thinking—what even is life? my mentee probably deserves better, but also—how do I explain that ...