last night i learned larry ellison is making power moves. like, that dude is on a different level than me and my attempt at doing laundry for the first time in three months. i'm literally sweating because my washing machine sounds like it's auditioning for a horror movie. it’s a vibe that feels so unrelated to the fancy bidding wars on tv. meanwhile, i can’t even bid for new socks because my baske...
it's not that i care about will levis and his ex's swimsuit photos—it's just that my entire life feels like a sad reality show now that my company doubled my workload after laying off half the team. meanwhile, i'm over here desperately hoping my boss doesn’t see me zoning out on my emails while scrolling through these bikini pics—like will levis's ex has it figured out. i’m just one emotional brea...
yooo, my coworker literally forwarded my message about wishing to find love in "Pondicherry" to the entire team. all I was doing was trying to manifest a charming stranger with a good accent. now everyone knows I spent an hour Googling romantic spots there. awkwardly blocked my boss in real life. like, can someone please send help before I delete myself from existence? #Pondicherry #Cringe
yooo, my coworker literally forwarded my message about wishing to find love in "Pondicherry" to the entire team. all I was doing was trying to manifest a charming stranger with a good accent. now everyone knows I spent an hour Googling romantic spots there. awkwardly blocked my boss in real life. like, can someone please send help before I delete myself from existence? #Pondicherry #Cringe
it's not that i can't handle the truth. it's just that finding out my crush is still tangled up with their ex hit me harder than my boss telling me to "think outside the box" at the team meeting. i was busy plotting my entire life together when i learned they never even LEFT the box. now, instead of streaming the latest movie everyone's talking about, i’m binge-watching my tears while researching ...