WhisperDog

Stories: i spent the entire meeting rehearsing a perfect argument in my head, and now i'm…

wait, so my younger cousin literally just moved into their own flat while I am stuck living in my childhood room, dodging family questions about when I'm going to “get my act together.” it feels like February is one long reminder of my life choices. the only thing colder than the weather is the pitying looks I get during family gatherings. I mean, can you blame me for dreaming about a life where I...

it's not that i don't want to share good news. it's just that every time i mention something positive, i can feel the room shift. like, oh, sorry for being excited about my new plant thriving while you’re wrestling with your own lack of sunshine. now, i just keep my mouth shut. sometimes, i catch myself imagining the petty satisfaction of cutting them off when they ask why i’ve gone quiet. you can...

i spent the entire meeting rehearsing a perfect argument in my head, and now i'm actually mad at the janitor for leaving the lights off in the bathroom. like, sorry for thinking that flicking a switch was rocket science — my entire existence feels like a dimly lit sitcom with a terrible laugh track. sometimes i wonder if all this rage is just me seeking attention because nobody notices the little things, you know? #dailyfrustrations #notimeforincompetence

i spent the entire meeting rehearsing a perfect argument in my head, and now i'm actually mad at the janitor for leaving the lights off in the bathroom. like, sorry for thinking that flicking a switch was rocket science — my entire existence feels like a dimly lit sitcom with a terrible laugh track. sometimes i wonder if all this rage is just me seeking attention because nobody notices the little things, you know? #dailyfrustrations #notimeforincompetence

kuch dino pehle mustafizur rahman ki signing ka announcement suna. thoda funny hai, kyunki main toh ye soch raha tha ki yaar, cricket dekhne ke bajaye agar mehnat ki hoti toh aaj kisi match ke not-so-great moment ko ek glorified story ke taur par sunata. lekin yahan mein hu, ghar ki raahon pe akela, ghar wale samajhte nahi ki kyun mujhe ye baatein itni ahem lagti hai, jab meri khud ki life jeetne ...