it’s three in the morning and i’m lying wide awake, replaying the moment i accidentally hearted my own message. i texted my coworker about the USWNT friendlies. in my desperation for validation, i hit that little heart icon without realizing the horror unfolding. now i'm overthinking everything—what if they saw it? what if they think i'm literally obsessed? will they report me for being a lunatic?...
wait, so I just found out my neighbors have a fully-developed romance happening through their front windows. like, I literally spent an hour watching them exchange glances while I convinced myself it was an elaborate plot twist, and I'm just one more gaze away from launching a rescue mission for them—despite having never said a word to them. I might send them a letter, signed “concerned bystander,...
if you feel overwhelmed right now, just know that this moment will pass, and you have the strength within you to rise again. #SelfCare #Encouragement
if you feel overwhelmed right now, just know that this moment will pass, and you have the strength within you to rise again. #SelfCare #Encouragement
I can’t believe my boss just said “we’re like family here” right before announcing that this year’s office Christmas party is cancelled because it “wasn’t a good investment.” Like, is this the part where I pretend to get along with my coworkers over awkward small talk at a family reunion where we secretly judge each other’s life choices? Why are the coffee mugs shaped like puppies still in the bud...