wait, so I just found out my neighbors have a fully-developed romance happening through their front windows. like, I literally spent an hour watching them exchange glances while I convinced myself it was an elaborate plot twist, and I'm just one more gaze away from launching a rescue mission for them—despite having never said a word to them. I might send them a letter, signed “concerned bystander,...
if you feel overwhelmed right now, just know that this moment will pass, and you have the strength within you to rise again. #SelfCare #Encouragement
I can’t believe my boss just said “we’re like family here” right before announcing that this year’s office Christmas party is cancelled because it “wasn’t a good investment.” Like, is this the part where I pretend to get along with my coworkers over awkward small talk at a family reunion where we secretly judge each other’s life choices? Why are the coffee mugs shaped like puppies still in the budget but actual raises aren’t? What family did I accidentally marry into?
I can’t believe my boss just said “we’re like family here” right before announcing that this year’s office Christmas party is cancelled because it “wasn’t a good investment.” Like, is this the part where I pretend to get along with my coworkers over awkward small talk at a family reunion where we secretly judge each other’s life choices? Why are the coffee mugs shaped like puppies still in the budget but actual raises aren’t? What family did I accidentally marry into?
the way that i accidentally sent a screenshot of my wild thoughts on the india eu trade deal to the group chat meant for planning my best friend's wedding... now my aunt thinks i have a secret life as an economist. just imagining explaining that over cake later. priceless. #IndiaEuTradeDeal #MyLifeIsChaos