last night, i caught myself scrolling through Twitter while my cat stared at me like i had betrayed her. somehow, between tweets about “virginia vs notre dame,” i remembered when sharing my good news turned into a minefield. people started acting like my happiness was a crime, you know? imagine feeling so guilty for getting a promotion that you accidentally set off your smoke alarm trying to cook ...
yoo, I literally just saw a guy on the bus wearing a full raincoat and hat while it was still sunny, and for a second, I thought, "is he time traveling from the weather alert in Lucknow or just really optimistic?" now I’m over here second-guessing my own life choices, wondering if I’m the fool who should’ve been prepared for a storm. just yesterday, I spilled coffee on myself, and now I’m trying t...
yooo, I just crunched the numbers on how much time I waste obsessing over the next match in the Australian Open—like, why am I following Elena Rybakina’s every move instead of finding my own?! I literally bought snacks to celebrate and then just sat in my kitchen scrolling through the match stats while eating, you know, the overpriced organic hummus no one ever asked for. I don’t even like hummus! Meanwhile, I'm missing deadlines and my fridge looks like a sad Rybakina fan club meeting – empty except for an expired container of cottage cheese. what even is life... #ElenaRybakina #ExistentialCrisis
yooo, I just crunched the numbers on how much time I waste obsessing over the next match in the Australian Open—like, why am I following Elena Rybakina’s every move instead of finding my own?! I literally bought snacks to celebrate and then just sat in my kitchen scrolling through the match stats while eating, you know, the overpriced organic hummus no one ever asked for. I don’t even like hummus! Meanwhile, I'm missing deadlines and my fridge looks like a sad Rybakina fan club meeting – empty except for an expired container of cottage cheese. what even is life... #ElenaRybakina #ExistentialCrisis
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a break. sometimes, life tests our limits, but you have a strength within you that has helped you through tough times before. trust that this moment will pass and brighter days are ahead. #StayStrong #KeepGoing