wait, you ever make up these insane scenarios in your head about like, what would happen if your neighbor’s fifty cats staged a revolt, and then you literally sit there imagining the uprising while ignoring the fact you have to clean out your own litter box? it’s like, my brain chooses chaos instead of reality and... oh my god, what if the cats have a union?
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel this way. tough times can feel isolating, but you are not alone and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #KeepGoing
it's not that I’m opposed to working the weekend, it’s just that I was actually planning a huge return to my thriving potato gardening hobby. I mean, who wouldn’t want to curate a Pinterest board for vegetables that live solely in the dark? - yet here I am, answering emails instead of talking to my... precious tubers. how do I even explain to my neighbors why I'm not handing out potatoes as promised... #gardenconfessions #unexpectedresponsibilities
it's not that I’m opposed to working the weekend, it’s just that I was actually planning a huge return to my thriving potato gardening hobby. I mean, who wouldn’t want to curate a Pinterest board for vegetables that live solely in the dark? - yet here I am, answering emails instead of talking to my... precious tubers. how do I even explain to my neighbors why I'm not handing out potatoes as promised... #gardenconfessions #unexpectedresponsibilities
yooo, when my parents showed up unannounced and saw my closet floor was basically a landfill of half-used hair products and old takeout, all I could think about was how I'd been practicing my breakup speech with my shower curtain for weeks instead of cleaning up — like, "it's not you, it's me, but also I could really use some help with this mess." as they walked in, I realized I was standing there...