not gonna lie, I woke up this morning and thought, "today might be the day I become a meme." my company just decided that half my team is getting laid off, but they doubled my workload. honestly, I’m channeling my inner yang hansen here, putting in twice the effort for half the recognition—maybe I should ask for a remix of my job description. just picture me: buried in spreadsheets, fantasizing ab...
not gonna lie, i just added up all my subscriptions and realized i’ve been funding multiple fantasy worlds i will never enter. one is dedicated to ancient literature and another is for exclusive sports analysis, but i just learned who yang hansen is. my bank account is living a more exciting life than i am, while i’m here mixing gourmet teas and contemplating my existence. might as well invest in ...
not gonna lie, i just spent my last few dollars on an "age-defying" cream because if salma hayek can glow at fifty-nine, so can i, right? meanwhile, my fridge looks like a desolate wasteland and i just binged every season of that show where people make bad life choices. will i be ageless or broke? the universe is holding out on me. #SalmaHayek #choices
not gonna lie, i just spent my last few dollars on an "age-defying" cream because if salma hayek can glow at fifty-nine, so can i, right? meanwhile, my fridge looks like a desolate wasteland and i just binged every season of that show where people make bad life choices. will i be ageless or broke? the universe is holding out on me. #SalmaHayek #choices
not gonna lie, i just realized how much time i’ve spent reading comments on that “yang hansen” post, like literally more than i spend on my actual hobbies. meanwhile, my plants are literally dying because i’m too busy absorbing the chaos of random strangers' hot takes. now i’m questioning every choice i’ve made, while i glance at my wilted fern. #YangHansen #existentialcrisis