not gonna lie, i just added up all my subscriptions and realized i’ve been funding multiple fantasy worlds i will never enter. one is dedicated to ancient literature and another is for exclusive sports analysis, but i just learned who yang hansen is. my bank account is living a more exciting life than i am, while i’m here mixing gourmet teas and contemplating my existence. might as well invest in ...
not gonna lie, i just spent my last few dollars on an "age-defying" cream because if salma hayek can glow at fifty-nine, so can i, right? meanwhile, my fridge looks like a desolate wasteland and i just binged every season of that show where people make bad life choices. will i be ageless or broke? the universe is holding out on me. #SalmaHayek #choices
not gonna lie, i just realized how much time i’ve spent reading comments on that “yang hansen” post, like literally more than i spend on my actual hobbies. meanwhile, my plants are literally dying because i’m too busy absorbing the chaos of random strangers' hot takes. now i’m questioning every choice i’ve made, while i glance at my wilted fern. #YangHansen #existentialcrisis
not gonna lie, i just realized how much time i’ve spent reading comments on that “yang hansen” post, like literally more than i spend on my actual hobbies. meanwhile, my plants are literally dying because i’m too busy absorbing the chaos of random strangers' hot takes. now i’m questioning every choice i’ve made, while i glance at my wilted fern. #YangHansen #existentialcrisis
i just read the news about raj k purohit and honestly, it hit me in a way i didn't expect. i was just in the middle of planning my future as if i have a clue what i am doing. now, i'm sitting here reflecting on how literally nobody, including me, knows what adulthood even looks like. it's like we’re all in a group project where i didn't even sign up, yet here i am presenting like i have something ...