yooo, so my side hustle is now covering my shoe addiction. bruh, who knew crafting artisanal cheese coasters could pay for my custom sneaker collection? now i gotta find a way to explain to my accountant why there are receipts for both gourmet cheese and limited edition Jordans. like, how do you even write that off? "no officer, I swear these are business expenses, the cheese brings out the true c...
day 3 of waiting for a response, just got 'lol' back like we weren't in the middle of a tension-filled thriller. i felt like daryl mitchell scoring the winning run while i'm here still drafting a dramatic comeback email to my own personal cliffhanger. guess i’ll just continue building an elaborate scenario in my mind where i storm in to confront the whole situation in an epic showdown. #DarylMitch...
not gonna lie, when my parent said “i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed,” i realized it felt just like hearing the latest news about मोहम्मद सिराज taking wickets, because all my life, i’ve just been hoping for a similar comeback after that one time i tripped at my best friend’s wedding - the look on her face, i still remember it like yesterday, so yeah, all my failures play in my mind like a cricket highlight reel on loop, and every time i think i’ve scored a win, life just bowls me over again like it does with a missed catch in the most dramatic moment, where even my mom just sighs. #
not gonna lie, when my parent said “i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed,” i realized it felt just like hearing the latest news about मोहम्मद सिराज taking wickets, because all my life, i’ve just been hoping for a similar comeback after that one time i tripped at my best friend’s wedding - the look on her face, i still remember it like yesterday, so yeah, all my failures play in my mind like a cricket highlight reel on loop, and every time i think i’ve scored a win, life just bowls me over again like it does with a missed catch in the most dramatic moment, where even my mom just sighs. #
it's not that i care what others think... it's just that my best friend told everyone my deep dark secret. the same friend who said we would NEVER betray each other. now i'm over here, trying to explain why i thought naming my succulent emma raducanu was a brilliant idea. still waiting for her to apologize, while i reconsider my life choices. #EmmaRaducanu #betrayal