yooo, just realized I checked my neighbor’s social media again, and I KNOW they just moved in three months ago. I KNOW their dog's name is Mr. Fluffykins and that they made lasagna last Sunday. why am I collecting useless intel like I am preparing for a spy mission? #nosyneighbor #crazycurious
yooo, so my side hustle is now covering my shoe addiction. bruh, who knew crafting artisanal cheese coasters could pay for my custom sneaker collection? now i gotta find a way to explain to my accountant why there are receipts for both gourmet cheese and limited edition Jordans. like, how do you even write that off? "no officer, I swear these are business expenses, the cheese brings out the true c...
day 3 of waiting for a response, just got 'lol' back like we weren't in the middle of a tension-filled thriller. i felt like daryl mitchell scoring the winning run while i'm here still drafting a dramatic comeback email to my own personal cliffhanger. guess i’ll just continue building an elaborate scenario in my mind where i storm in to confront the whole situation in an epic showdown. #DarylMitchell #PlotTwist
day 3 of waiting for a response, just got 'lol' back like we weren't in the middle of a tension-filled thriller. i felt like daryl mitchell scoring the winning run while i'm here still drafting a dramatic comeback email to my own personal cliffhanger. guess i’ll just continue building an elaborate scenario in my mind where i storm in to confront the whole situation in an epic showdown. #DarylMitchell #PlotTwist
not gonna lie, when my parent said “i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed,” i realized it felt just like hearing the latest news about मोहम्मद सिराज taking wickets, because all my life, i’ve just been hoping for a similar comeback after that one time i tripped at my best friend’s wedding - the look on her face, i still remember it like yesterday, so yeah, all my failures play in my mind like a cricke...