yooo, just found out that my boss praised someone else for MY idea in the meeting, right after I had my whole "genius" moment where I literally thought I could be the next big thing. like, now I’m overthinking my whole life. should I change my name? or, like, apply for a job at the osaka tennis club? maybe they will see the brilliance that my boss clearly missed. bruh, what if they’re hiring, and ...
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the way my best friend casually mentioned my obsession with collecting vintage napkin holders at a family barbecue—right in front of my crush who just rolled his eyes—like, how do I explain that they are actually art pieces with a rich history while pretending I am not 33 years old and still have a whole drawer dedicated to them? talk about a love life killer—can we have an emergency intervention on my embarrassing hobbies, please? #whyamIlikeThis #crushesandcollectibles
the way my best friend casually mentioned my obsession with collecting vintage napkin holders at a family barbecue—right in front of my crush who just rolled his eyes—like, how do I explain that they are actually art pieces with a rich history while pretending I am not 33 years old and still have a whole drawer dedicated to them? talk about a love life killer—can we have an emergency intervention on my embarrassing hobbies, please? #whyamIlikeThis #crushesandcollectibles
honestly, every time my family brings up my ex—who, let’s be real, they literally liked better than my current partner—I feel like I’m in a cricket match that I never agreed to play. like, do they really think this is a sports commentary show? and here I am, just trying to put together my life while thinking about how jamie overton should just be dropped from the line-up. it's honestly like having...