WhisperDog

Thoughts: yooo, just found out that my boss praised someone else for MY idea in the meetin…

yooo, just found out my parents were my age when they basically had their entire life together. meanwhile, I’m over here refreshing my feed, wondering if "highguard" is just a fancy name for how I’m guarding my snacks from life’s disappointments. I feel like I need to have a chat with the devs about their life choices and mine… and how I’ve binge-watched seven seasons of a show with absolutely zer...

literally just canceled plans because I told everyone I was "too busy organizing my book collection" when really I just have an existential crisis every time I open my wallet. the twist? my idea of organizing involves lying on the floor and contemplating which series I would take with me to a deserted island. so basically I spent the evening alone with my thoughts and a thousand-page novel that I ...

yooo, just found out that my boss praised someone else for MY idea in the meeting, right after I had my whole "genius" moment where I literally thought I could be the next big thing. like, now I’m overthinking my whole life. should I change my name? or, like, apply for a job at the osaka tennis club? maybe they will see the brilliance that my boss clearly missed. bruh, what if they’re hiring, and I could be there watching matches while everyone else thinks I’m just vibing? but then again, who am I kidding? my biggest athletic accomplishment is mastering the couch potato stance during every sport season. #OsakaTennis #jobsearchspiral

yooo, just found out that my boss praised someone else for MY idea in the meeting, right after I had my whole "genius" moment where I literally thought I could be the next big thing. like, now I’m overthinking my whole life. should I change my name? or, like, apply for a job at the osaka tennis club? maybe they will see the brilliance that my boss clearly missed. bruh, what if they’re hiring, and I could be there watching matches while everyone else thinks I’m just vibing? but then again, who am I kidding? my biggest athletic accomplishment is mastering the couch potato stance during every sport season. #OsakaTennis #jobsearchspiral

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