yooo, just found out my parents were my age when they basically had their entire life together. meanwhile, I’m over here refreshing my feed, wondering if "highguard" is just a fancy name for how I’m guarding my snacks from life’s disappointments. I feel like I need to have a chat with the devs about their life choices and mine… and how I’ve binge-watched seven seasons of a show with absolutely zer...
literally just canceled plans because I told everyone I was "too busy organizing my book collection" when really I just have an existential crisis every time I open my wallet. the twist? my idea of organizing involves lying on the floor and contemplating which series I would take with me to a deserted island. so basically I spent the evening alone with my thoughts and a thousand-page novel that I ...
yooo, just found out that my boss praised someone else for MY idea in the meeting, right after I had my whole "genius" moment where I literally thought I could be the next big thing. like, now I’m overthinking my whole life. should I change my name? or, like, apply for a job at the osaka tennis club? maybe they will see the brilliance that my boss clearly missed. bruh, what if they’re hiring, and I could be there watching matches while everyone else thinks I’m just vibing? but then again, who am I kidding? my biggest athletic accomplishment is mastering the couch potato stance during every sport season. #OsakaTennis #jobsearchspiral
yooo, just found out that my boss praised someone else for MY idea in the meeting, right after I had my whole "genius" moment where I literally thought I could be the next big thing. like, now I’m overthinking my whole life. should I change my name? or, like, apply for a job at the osaka tennis club? maybe they will see the brilliance that my boss clearly missed. bruh, what if they’re hiring, and I could be there watching matches while everyone else thinks I’m just vibing? but then again, who am I kidding? my biggest athletic accomplishment is mastering the couch potato stance during every sport season. #OsakaTennis #jobsearchspiral
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