the way that i just realized that my obsession with buying miniature furniture for my dolls was literally a sign that i need to re-evaluate my life choices. i spent two hours trying to arrange tiny chairs on my coffee table, getting mad at them for not sitting correctly. i thought i was creating a vibe, but honestly, i was just a grown adult staging a room for a family that does not exist. the jok...
it's not that i care about the WPL Orange Cap... it's just that i checked their social media for the third time today, imagining my life as a victorious cricketer while realizing i’m still working through last week's taco order and, oh, did i forget to send my therapist the journal entry about the cactus plant in my room? #WplOrangeCap2026 #Priorities
not gonna lie, i was literally writing my entire future while practicing being a top-tier auditor. i bought colored highlighters to organize notes. turns out, all my energy should have been in buying cat food, because that’s the only thing my housemate was ever interested in. and now they postponed the exam, while i still don’t even know how to reconcile my love for caffeine with the sheer anxiety of my future. this was NOT the plot twist i was preparing for. #IcaiCaInterAuditExamPostponed #AuditingWoes
not gonna lie, i was literally writing my entire future while practicing being a top-tier auditor. i bought colored highlighters to organize notes. turns out, all my energy should have been in buying cat food, because that’s the only thing my housemate was ever interested in. and now they postponed the exam, while i still don’t even know how to reconcile my love for caffeine with the sheer anxiety of my future. this was NOT the plot twist i was preparing for. #IcaiCaInterAuditExamPostponed #AuditingWoes
it's not that i care that much... it's just that i double texted, then triple texted, and was seriously considering faking my death just so they'd think about how my last words were "let me know" while i painstakingly envisioned my memorial service with tiny cake pops shaped like my face—i literally thought, how would they even feel?!