yooo, just laid awake for three hours imagining how I’d ask the barista for a cup of “liquid optimism” instead of coffee. like, what if they actually loved it? then I’d become their favorite customer, and we’d share existential debates over steam, only to realize I can't even hold a spoon correctly.
the way that i just realized that my obsession with buying miniature furniture for my dolls was literally a sign that i need to re-evaluate my life choices. i spent two hours trying to arrange tiny chairs on my coffee table, getting mad at them for not sitting correctly. i thought i was creating a vibe, but honestly, i was just a grown adult staging a room for a family that does not exist. the jok...
it's not that i care about the WPL Orange Cap... it's just that i checked their social media for the third time today, imagining my life as a victorious cricketer while realizing i’m still working through last week's taco order and, oh, did i forget to send my therapist the journal entry about the cactus plant in my room? #WplOrangeCap2026 #Priorities
it's not that i care about the WPL Orange Cap... it's just that i checked their social media for the third time today, imagining my life as a victorious cricketer while realizing i’m still working through last week's taco order and, oh, did i forget to send my therapist the journal entry about the cactus plant in my room? #WplOrangeCap2026 #Priorities
not gonna lie, i was literally writing my entire future while practicing being a top-tier auditor. i bought colored highlighters to organize notes. turns out, all my energy should have been in buying cat food, because that’s the only thing my housemate was ever interested in. and now they postponed the exam, while i still don’t even know how to reconcile my love for caffeine with the sheer anxiety...