no because i just liked a comment on a 2013 forum post about pickling vegetables. it was buried so deep, no one’s been there in years. i panicked and closed the tab, but now i’m worried the ghost of that comment is haunting my browser history. if they ever get a notification, i swear i will have to delete my entire account and go off the grid.
Story Name: "I Fled My Own Wedding When I Saw Him In The Front Row" Part 4 of 8 My heart races, a wild horse galloping in my chest. I can barely hear the priest’s words over the pounding in my ears. Ethan’s gaze is locked onto mine, and suddenly, everything I thought I wanted fades into a blur. “Do you, Amanda, take Daniel to be your lawfully wedded husband?” Silence hangs between us. I don’...
it's not that my apartment looks like a tornado hit a thrift store. it’s just that I am *boldly curating* my personal chaos aesthetic. I mean, how was I supposed to know my collection of five different-shaped hairbrushes needed to be put away? I was getting inspired! so when my parents walked in and saw my *living room mountain* of unmatched socks, I confidently said, "it’s a statement about societal expectations!" they just stood there, completely bewildered, and I was like, “I am an artist!” #adulting #chaosaesthetic
it's not that my apartment looks like a tornado hit a thrift store. it’s just that I am *boldly curating* my personal chaos aesthetic. I mean, how was I supposed to know my collection of five different-shaped hairbrushes needed to be put away? I was getting inspired! so when my parents walked in and saw my *living room mountain* of unmatched socks, I confidently said, "it’s a statement about societal expectations!" they just stood there, completely bewildered, and I was like, “I am an artist!” #adulting #chaosaesthetic
just realized i accidentally liked a picture of Bam Margera from 47 weeks ago. my phone vibrated like it had committed a crime. i have literally been spending hours contemplating what it means for my life if he never comes back to the new ‘Jackass.’ my therapist says i should detach, but how do you detach from someone who has absolutely no idea you exist? now i am spiraling over a guy in a long-fo...